yeah i made this for once-ler stuff so um
i honestly probably won't update much but when i do it's gonNA BE ONCE-LER

May 20, 2012 1:32 am




April 17, 2012 10:57 am

i watched the little mermaid the other day and eric called that old skinny guy beanpole

new POV for watching little mermaid: eric is the lorax, old skinny guy is old once-ler, which means… ariel must be audrey…..

lorax x audrey OTP OTP OTP

March 29, 2012 9:35 pm
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  • ask-swag-onceler rap
  • By: Oncelerinalifetimeopportunity
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ask-swag-onceler’s rap (originally here: http://ask-swag-onceler.tumblr.com/post/20147020918/eh-youre-cool-i-guess-but-i-bet-a-white-ass-punk)


is that a goddamned challenge? (x3)

get bent.

let me clear my throat cuz i’m about to gloat

on my sick ass rhymes keepin my boat afloat

i’m choppin down your ass like it was made of truffula

i’m a swag mother fucker, bitch, yeah i’m a tough fella

no home for the ducks? i don’t give any fucks

all i care about is money, rollin in them big bucks

bitches always try to hop on top my dick

drink marshmallow vodka till i’m throwin up sick

got so many race car beds i need to park them in a garage

i get asses on me like i’m nicki minaj

so suck it slippytits, you jealous you can’t knit?

i can see it in your gray face, you’re just scared to admit

i’m rich as fuck

swag as fuck

anything less means you’re down on your luck

now you’ve heard my rhymes, how bad can i be?

i’m just doin what comes naturally

i’ve got tons of chicks linin up for my cock

now get out my way, bitch,

i got thneeds to hawk.

1:30 pm

so if i want to cosplay the once-ler,

does that mean i have to wear mascara?

March 28, 2012 10:47 pm 10:23 pm March 27, 2012 8:40 pm


((Something I’m working on….))



March 26, 2012 10:37 pm 8:49 pm

whenever i miss the once-ler i just start eating marshmallows like crazy